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Tuesday, October 20, 2009 28 Post-It Notes

Ok this Wordless Wed is full of words, but I promise you will laugh:
*WHY PARENTS DRINK...

*A Mother, passing by her son's bedroom, was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow, and addressed to 'Mom'. With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Mom:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion. Mom, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son Paul

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Dustin's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.*

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  • Butterflygirlms Blog Designs (Heather) said:  

    LMAO!! My heart stopped a beat reading that letter thinking about my future 15-year old. That would lead me to drink after that, nearly heart attack! Great one ;P

    Speaking of report cards, my son's came in today with all A's with one B! Proud mommy here!

  • mommy23monkeys said:  

    Yeah, I've seen that one before. It's pretty funny.

  • Whitney said:  

    LOL

    I had never read that one before.

  • Annie said:  

    I would KILL my son! oh my goodness.....lol

    great post!

  • Trish said:  

    ROFL! That is great!

  • Cat@3KidsandUs said:  

    Oh my gosh I just died laughing....why couldn't you have posted this while I was a teenager, I would loved to have done this to my parents.

  • Lisa said:  

    that's awesome ! Thanks

  • Misadventurous Mommy said:  

    OMG that is hilarious! Very funny! Happy WW!

  • blueviolet said:  

    That would have given me an early heart attack!

  • Rob said:  

    That was too funny. LOL.

    Happy WW!

  • Kelly said:  

    I have read that before but never fails to make me laugh

  • Staci said:  

    I've seen it before too, but it still gets a laugh! Can I just say, I'll never be ready to have a teenager!?

  • Lee Allport said:  

    Each and every time it gets funnier and funnier.

    Lee :)

  • mrscrumley said:  

    oh, that is funny. thanks for the laugh!

  • Night Owl Mama said:  

    LMAO too funny this is definately an oldie but a goodie

  • Sarah said:  

    I had seen that once before, but it's just as funny the second time around. :)

  • Kendahl, Stepmom Extraordinaire said:  

    LOL, that's hilarious! Sounds like something I would have done to my parents.

  • Amanda said:  

    That's hilarious. Although sometimes I look at my kids acting like zoo animals and wonder why more parents don't drink (including myself) LOL.