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***Mom Moment Monday*** The Story of the Red Wig Wearing Heineken Drinking Hooker

Monday, August 31, 2009 2 Post-It Notes

 It's time for another Mom Moment Monday! With this Mom Moment I want to talk about what happened to me today. So I was minding my own business today mowing the yard and singing loudly to Evanescence on my iPod. Then I got up near the road and found the evidence...Da da da doom...A red wig and a Heineken. Instantly my mind goes into overdrive. I calmly put up the lawnmower go inside and tell my husband, "We have to call the police." He turns around and yells "What? Why?" Then I take him outside show him the evidence and repeat "We need to call the police." He looks at me and says again "Why?" Then I tell him the story. "Well it's obvious what happened. There was a hooker in a red wig standing on the corner of the road and she got picked up my a guy who was drinking Heineken. Since he was drinking Heineken she must have been a high class hooker. Then they proceeded to have sex in out front yard while our innocent children lay asleep in their beds with visions of sugarplums dancing. Wait wrong story. I mean they had sex in our yard then he heard something and thought it was the cops and killed her and buried the body somewhere else. Duh." He just looks at me and says"I worry about you" and then walks off. C'mon!! Everyone knows that's what happened! What do you think happened? Leave me a comment and Sign up with Mr. Linky .

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  • Jess said:  

    Since I'm obsessed with cold case files & american justice & & & etc I totally agree with you! Or or it was a lady trying to get away from her drunk husband & so she put on a red wig & he found her they struggled & the heineken fell out of her hand! Now you really should call the cops cause she could be getting beat or or strangled or or something hurry do it now.... ;)

  • Cat@3KidsandUs said:  

    LOL You do have an imagination don't you? Leaving a wig behind is so weird though.